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• Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
  He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...