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• Nigel: Homer, I'm a theatrical agent, and I want to represent your group.
  [Hands Homer his card] Homer: Really? Nigel: Yeah....
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
  Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line with them any day!...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
  Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...