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• A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
• The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
• The pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with.
• Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
  [walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...
• The pen is mightier than the pencil.
• The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
  -- P. Terry...
• If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
• The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...