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• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
  Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....