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• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Hey, we're like the Waltons. We're praying for the end of the Depression, too.
  -- Bart reacts to President Bush's 1992 State of the Union Addre...
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
• Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
  Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...