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• Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
  ..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
  Homer: Here's the keys. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys....
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....