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Homer Drives Into A Preserved Deer Statue] Homer: D'oh!
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[Homer drives into a preserved deer statue]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A _female_ deer...
-- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
Homer: "D'oh!" Lisa: "A deer!" Marge: "A female deer!
Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
bucket - alternate nomenclature for female dee
John: Did he say where they were going? Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated north when the state park converted to Astroturf....
Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
Buckweiser, the king of deer.
The deer would not go away and was diligent in his efforts, mounting the statue time after time.
Finally, exhausted, the deer left, slowly and with deliberation....
Bart: Hurry up and finish eating! Homer: You're steering fine, boy.
Hard to the right! Bart: Oh! Homer: Hard to the left!...
You may be redneck... if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.