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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
  [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...