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• Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
  Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr....
• Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
  He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
• Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love. Bu
  I specifically said, no geeks! Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool....
• Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
  Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Marge: I'm very concerned. Mr. Burns has stolen our son and he won't give him back!
  Wiggum: Oh, for gosh g -- can't you people solve these problems yourselves?...
• Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.
  I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
  Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?...