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• At the end of the tunnel is a bottomless pit...
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Homer: Bart, you're coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr.
  Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Home...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Hey! This really is a bottomless pit! -- Famous Last Word