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• Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man! Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange!
  I remember all of these. Milhouse: I'm freaking out!...
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart] Marge: He tripped my boy!
  I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announce...
• Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
  [finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
• behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
  [click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the dark....
• Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man.
  Let's get him! Jimbo: Wait! Why are we gettin' him?...
• Lisa: [opening her eyes] Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
  Lisa: [happy] I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness....
• Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?
  [Everyone laughs] Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby?...
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....