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• Skinner: Willy, go into the vent and get him. Willy
  What? Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in tha' wee vent, you croquet-playing mint muncher....
• Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
  Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?...
• Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
  Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
• Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most -- Nelso
  You're doing it wrong. You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it....
• Willy: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers. [lots of little screams are heard as the clothes burn] Skinne
  What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene?...