Ned: Bart, I've barely been here a good solid week, and you've been
sent to my office eleven times. And now that I have peanut butter
cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour.
Bart: [through a full mouth] Must have been a coincidence.
Ned: Uh, anyhoo, Bart, you're going to have to be punished. This isn't
some sort of clubhouse.
[Bart holds up an empty glass and rattles it]
Oh, sorry: were you drinking Slice or Yoo Hoo?
-- Lousy irony!,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
