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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
• Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer. Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.
  Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street....
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....