Cowboy: Hey, baby! Feel like gettin' lucky?
Marge: I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children.
Thank you very much.
Cowboy: {[threatening] Listen, baby, I _always_ get what I want.}
Marge: {[indignant] I said no!}
Cowboy: {Oh, did you? Oh, I completely misunderstood. Please accept
our apologies.}
-- A true redneck gentleman, "Marge on the Lam"
