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• Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
  [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...