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Martin: Ah, My Plan Has Come To Fruition. Soon _I'll_ Be Queen Of Summertime.
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Martin: Ah, my plan has come to fruition. Soon _I'll_ be queen of
summertime. Er, king. King!
[workmen look at each other]
-- Filling Martin's new pool, "Bart of Darkness"
Related:
Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
The soft-minded man always fears change. He feels security in the status quo, and he has an almost morbid fear of the new.
For him, the greatest pain is the pain of a new idea. -- Martin Luther King, Jr....
A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.
--Martin Luther King, Jr....
Dolph whispers to Jimbo] Jimbo: [to Kearney] Dude, Buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this!
[pool empties of kids; water level sinks dramatically] Lisa...
Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
Free at last, free at last, Great God Almighty, I am free at last. -- Martin Luther King
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality.
-- Martin Luther King...
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.