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• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard!
  Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer!...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
  Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
• Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife! Home
  But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls at him] I mean, what's on Fox tonight?...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
  It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....