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• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Marge: We better find a motel and stop for the night.
  Homer: [slurred] We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired, I'm not tired at all....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
  Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Marge: I have nothing to say to you. Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
  Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt!...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....