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• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
  Officer: OK, throw her in the hole. Marge: Oh, please...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....