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Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
[picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I would want to bring.
[pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall] Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll...
Troy: {[on TV] Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?
You, the redhead in the Chicago school system? [a wi...
Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence...
Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
[laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh...
Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
[quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested -- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large.
Remember, if you see any celebritie...
Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We do...

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