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Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one?
Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibitio...
Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
[Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside...
Homer: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!
[sets off, carrying Bart by the leg] Marge: [from inside the kitchen] All right!...
Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....
Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
he Eighteenth Amendme...
Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?...

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