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Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...
Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us.
It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy....
All right folks, the show's over! No more to see, folks, come on.
Only sick people want to see my folks kiss! -- Bart, "Homer's Night Ou...
Lisa: This is going to be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had!
Bart: [looking to plate of 42 pancakes] Hey Lis, you think that's enough for her?...
Lisa: I hope she likes the presents we got her. Ba
[produces a 10-litre jug labelled `French Perfume' (in English)] Well, I know she'll like mine....
Bart: I get to lick the beaters! Lisa: [hands him the electric mixer] Ba
Whago, agh agh aghh! Weetha! Mugh humgb ipht paht im dapt beiter, Mugh humgb!...
Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
Marge: Patty, he's out buying me something right now.
Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you> want....

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