The Simpsons

Th. Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident.
.. Bart: [to himself] We hold these truths to be self-evident....
You wanna be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!
-- Bart, slapping himself, trying to study, "Bart Gets an F...
Bart: I... passed? Ms.K: Just barely! Bart: Gasp! I passed!
I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy] All right!...
Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
.. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
Ooh, what a haul this year. I <love> Hallowe'en!
-- Homer returns from a night of trick-or-treating, "Treehouse of Terro...
Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
-- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling....
Mm... This kitchen could use a woman's touch.
Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...

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