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Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
-- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Dared...
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt. ?: Bad. Millhouse
Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself doing a stunt, "Bart the Daredevil...
Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies, and the legitimate stage.
-- Dr. Hibert, "Bart the Daredevil...
Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would eeeeever find it.
-- Otto, on Springfield Gorge, "Bart the Daredevil...
Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
Murdoch: [tries to give a thumbs-up sign] Doc, I heard a snap.
Dr. Hibert: Hm. I'm afraid the bone is broken. Well, that's all of them!...

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