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Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
[the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watche...
It's broken, Mom. ... Mom, it's broken. ... [sings] Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en.
... -- Bart `helps out' in the kitchen, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
See Maggie, those silver-and-blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys.
They're Daddy's favorite team. And he wants them to lose by less than five and a half points....
Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
-- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Announcer: And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show, featuring the well-groomed young go-getters of `Hooray for Everything!
Homer: Oh, I love those kids. They've go...
Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey puree, I have some, uh, happy news.
The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today....
I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing.
.. You never do anything right. -- Mrs. Bouvier, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Thank you! You're super! Be good to each other!
-- `Hoorary for Everything' entertains during the football halftime show, "Bart vs....

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