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Grampa: Homer was never stubborn. He always folded instantly over anything.
It was as if he had no will of his own. Isn't that true, Homer?...
Twelve bucks and a free cookie! What a country! [passes out] -- Bart gives blood, "Bart vs.
Thanksgiving...
All right! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot. Viva Skid Row!
-- Bart learns about life on the wrong side of the tracks, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to so...
Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
-- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened, but we can't blame ourselves.
Homer: We can and will! Marge: Children need discipline....
Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....

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