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Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff... Marge
What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said....
I drag him over here, have a few beers... You can't blame him for erupting.
-- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm... -- Flanders calls in the middle of the...
Ned: I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19. Rev.L
Huh? Ned: Love thy neighbor. Rev.L: Oh, Matthew &l...
Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
Read the `bosom' part again, Dad! -- Lisa, "Dead Putting Society
Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
Lisa: And I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm....

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