The Simpsons

Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society
Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society...
Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
-- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
.. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars! Bart: Wow!
Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter of perspective, "Dead Putting Society...
Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
This time, move your head and don't follow through....

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