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If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary, one might very well come upon a photo of these two gladiators.
They approach the final hole in the shadow of the Great Emancipator, deadlocke...
Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
Bart: This is pretty tense, isn't it, Todd. Todd: Yeah, my knees are shaking, I got butterflies in my stomach.
.. But I guess this builds character. Bart: Who wants to build character? Let's qui...
This is the most stirring display of gallantry and sportsmanship since Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.
-- Tearful announcer, "Dead Putting Society...
Mm. My best dress...
-- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
-- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
Marge: [making pork chops] A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.
.. Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world....
Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
Ah, here it is. The complete handyman's bookshelf.
Volume 1: Spice racks....
Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...

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