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Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots....
You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
Please try to to...
Myers: Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program.
Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America'...
Marge: [through a megaphone] How many of you were hit on the heads with mallets last week?
Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler! Lisa: There's peas &l
everywhere>! -- The infamous TV dinners, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!...

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