The Simpsons

Announcer: It's a tool that every home handyman needs!
It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!...
They love! They share! They share and love and share!
Love, love, love! Share, share, share! The Itchy and Scratchy Show!...
Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
.. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....
Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs] [sees empty studio] Huh?
Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Artist: This will be the art event of the century.
The greatest masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David, on a coast-to-coast tour of United States....
Helen: You've got to lead our protest against this abomination!
[shows newspaper article] Marge: Mm, but that's Michelangelo's David....
Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline......
Kent: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko? Marge: Mm.
.. Yes and no. -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
I guess one person make a difference, but most of the time, they probably shouldn't.
-- Marge, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...

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