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I'd like to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early tonight.
Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religio...
Well, there he is. Michelangelo's `Dave'.
-- Homer admires Renaissance art, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Homer: Pretty soon, every boy and girl in Springfield Elementary School is going to come and see this thing.
Marge: Really? Why? Homer: They're forcing 'em! [laughs] -- On Michelangelo's `Da...
Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
-- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
[and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
According to this, you're not due to arrive until the Yankees wins the pennant.
That's nearly a century from now....
Boy is my face red.
-- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like it....

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