The Simpsons

Satan: Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Bart: Yes, sir! -- Some parting advice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious.
Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster? Hutz
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?...
Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Marge: Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?
Hibert: Mm, better let him rest up a while first. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.
-- Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...

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