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Marge and Lisa: Mmm...
-- Reactings to Bart's "Believable testimony", "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
.. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
NOOOOOOOO!! TAKE ME!! I'M OLD!! -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary publics!
Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!...
Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them....
Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
-- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hi...
Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously....
Burns: I'm going to write a figure on this piece of paper.
It's not quite as large as the last one, but I think you'll find it fair....
Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...

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