The Simpsons

Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
.. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach...
Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
Hm. Friday night. Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven.
.. -- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Okay, okay, where do <you> want to go? Lisa
Anywhere but hamburgers, pizza, or fried chicken!...
Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
.. Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those things you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?...
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Apprentice: But master, we need your skilled hands.
Master chef: My skilled hands are busy! -- The master chef making the pretzel with Mrs....

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