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Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
-- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
Well, if there's one consolation, it's that you will feel no pain at all until some time tomorrow evening, when your heart suddenly explodes.
-- Dr. Hibbert explains the consequences of eating ...
Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
Homer: Marge! Why did you let me sleep so late? Marge
You looked so peaceful lying there. Homer: There'll be plenty of time for that!...
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2...
Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
.. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy.
Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house, does it....

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