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Homer: I'll even bring the thickest juciest T-bones you've ever seen.
Ned: Mm mm. Sounds terrif! Homer: Heh, the joke's on him!...
Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
Homer: Dad, we've never been too close, have we. Grampa
Not to my knowledge. Homer: Never once went fishing or played catch or even hugged each other....
Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate] That's sort of nice.
What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere....
Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
Bart: Why are we all dressed up? Marge: [staring out the window waiting for Homer] Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner.
Lisa: Why are we using the good china? Marge: Because som...
Burns: [peering through binoculars] Smithers!
Check out the luscious pair on that redhead. [staring at her red pumps] That's it baby, work those ankles!...
Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

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