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Look, I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, I'm just asking you to be fair.
-- Homer smooth-talks Marge, "The Way We Wa...
Barney: Wanna go to the prom with me? Girl: Good God, no!
Barney: Well-put. -- Negative feedback, "The Way We Wa...
Bart: Great story. [bangs TV] Positively spellbinding.
[bangs TV] [to TV] Damn you. Homer: Bart!...
Ooh. [spots hairs in his brush] Lost a few. Well, there are plenty more where that came from.
-- Teenage Homer isn't worried about male pattern baldness, "The Way We Wa...
Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
Consonants. Home...
So will you go out with me? Please say `Oui'.
-- Homer to Marge after a French lesson, "The Way We Wa...
Homer: My tux is going to have the widest lapels, the most ruffles, and the highest platform shoes you ever saw!
Marge: And maybe I'll wear my hair ... up. -- Marge accepts Homer's invita...
Get off the edge of your seat. They got married, had kids, and bought a cheap TV, okay?
-- Bart fails to enjoy Homer and Marge's story, "The Way We Wa...
Artie: Would you go to the prom with me? Marge: Oh, Artie
I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine, dated January 8th, 1974 ....
Mrs.B: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs.B: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge. -- "The...

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