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I'll get my brother Sanjay to cover for me. He deplores violence of all kinds.
-- Apu excited about watching the upcoming fight, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Lisa: So even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that would be stealing?
Rev.: No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it....
TV: You're watching `Top Hat Entertainment'. Adult programming all day, every day.
(Except in Florida and Utah.) Coming up next, `Stardust Mammaries'....
Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
-- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th...
Lisa: Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example.
That's the last you'll hear from me on th...
There's something wrong with that kid. She's so moral.
Why can't she be more like ... well, not like Bart....
The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here? Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
-- Homer finds a man in his living room, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Marge, we can't be too careful. There are thieves everywhere.
And I'm not talking about the small forgiveable stuff....
Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!
The most beautiful women in the world! Just fifty cents!...

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