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Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
-- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...
Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
-- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Hey, go protest outside, will ya? Now! -- Homer yells at Lisa who simply stares at him, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work....
Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end, they will do the right thing.
-- Marge to Lisa, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Announcer: The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious province[?

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