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Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
Ooh, the kissing disease....
The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
-- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....
You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself... Home...
Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
.. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...
Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. Bart: They better be, for 125 big ones!
Homer: D'oh! Marge: 125 dollars?!? Home...
Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
-- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...

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