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Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
Miss Winthrop...
Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
I just dip in and out....
Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.
-- shoe store clerk, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
Girl: Aloha! Would you like a free sample? Home
The price is right! [stuffs them furiously into his mouth] Mmm....
Look Mom, I've finished my patch. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life.
[cough cough] On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school?...
Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset....
Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....

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