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Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we lov...
Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
-- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
Now... Sit! I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away] Um, take a walk.
Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him....
You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Get an F...
Buddy -- Ran away from home. Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad
ow in a coma. Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind....
Homer: Marge honey, I've got five words to say to you!
[one word per finger] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue....
Friends, relatives, work-related acquaintances... -- Rev.
Lovejoy greets the wedding guests, "Principal Charming...
Lisa: Aunt Selma? Selma: [grunt] Lisa: Do you think you'll ever married?
Selma: [sadly] Oh, I don't know. [perks up] Why?...
Marge: You owe me a favor. Homer: [whining] Oh... Marge
To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire....
Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I...

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