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Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
Mrs. K: Sodium tetrasulfate is highly toxic, and can remove your skin.
[pours into a beaker] Say when... [chuckles] Marti...
Karl... Too handsome. Smithers... Jerk. Ms. Finch.
.. Not a man....
Boy, a good man really hard to find.
-- Homer searches for a husband for Selma, "Principal Charming...
One seafood burrito, Apu.
-- Homer makes a purchase from the Kwik-E-Mart, "Principal Charming...
Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
-- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...
Pro: Nice stride. Con: Complete stranger.
Pro: Smoker. Con: Just a sign.
Say what they will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy.
-- Principal Skinner eats his lunch at school, "Principal Charming...

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