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Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew that you were writing your own name in forty-foot-high letters on the field, and that you would be caught.
Bart: Maybe it was o...
Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Ba
Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check....
Principal Skinner... Pros: * Uses big words. * Dislikes the boy.
* [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual....
Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinner: [dreamily] Patty... Homer: D'...
I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
Patty: I'll have a Lady Laramie 100's please. Selma
We both know it could have easily been me. Very easily....
I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant....
Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...

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