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Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why.
Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?...
People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
-- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
.. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white me...
Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
[falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Home
OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them....
A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one. -- Grampa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Bart: Unkie Herb, can I spit over the side? Herbe
Heh heh heh. I love this kid. Hock your brains out!...

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