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Hello there. Do you miss the Antarctic? -- Lisa, talking to a penguin at the zoo, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press, Your Holiness.
.. -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball....
Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into you...
His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
.. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
Well, I was wondering if you and I you know, might go to the same place at the same time and.
.. Jeez! You'd think this would get easier with time!...
Yo, active wear? Need a price check on a wool shoal. -- Clerk at `Grandma's World', "Old Money
Do not feed the animals. Do not allow animals inside the car.
Do not make eye contact with animals....

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