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Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
-- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
Homer: All right, family. I want the truth. Don't pull any punches.
[sweetly] Am I just a little bit overweight?...
Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
-- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty!...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...

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