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Hello! Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?
-- Homer bites into a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Hey Mom, these paintings are good. While I know first-hand how fragile young talent is, I'd love to hear the particulars of how &l
your> gift was squashed. -- Lisa asking Marge to explain her schoo...
Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits.
I call it `Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey'. -- Apu, a...
Marvelous! -- Prof. Lombardo sees a handyman paint the handrail, "Brush with Greatne
Now, using the Lombardo method, you learn to see everyday objects as a simple grrouping of geometrical shapes.
Heah, we see how two concentric circles, various trapezoids, ellipses, and yes! even a ...
Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
[to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it!...
Marge, please, I don't take praise very well! [sees a sign painter] Oh!
Another triumph! -- Prof. Lombardo, "Brush with Greatne...
Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
-- Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with Greatne...
Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson. Burns: Who? Smithe
She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily intimidated....

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